What is the matter with me? Just come back from our holiday in Wales. Did you miss me? Sorry if this is a little bit graphic but to I haven’t been able to take a dump the last four days. I’m getting really concerned. How long can you go without, does anyone know? Unbelievably this time last week I had just the opposite problem. We had a Chinese takeaway a week last Sunday and I won’t go into detail but on the Monday morning my stomach was like the inside of a washing machine. I thought it wouldn’t last more than a day but I was still feeling off colour until the Wednesday. Thursday morning complete change, I can’t go at all. Again I thought it would get right by itself but by Saturday I was getting really worried. I’ve tried but can’t. We went out for a meal on Saturday night and I felt really full afterwards. Went to bed thinking I might be dead by morning or wake up in pain but no I’m still here. It’s not as though I’ve not been eating. Quite the opposite, I’ve had loads to eat whilst we’ve been away, but where’s it going if it’s not coming out? Don’t want to tell my mum. I’ve thought about it, but one morning at breakfast my bro disappeared to the toilet and then said he had to go again shortly afterwards adding I only did a wee the first time. My mum said Too much information. I did tell her about my stomach being funny last week. I thought perhaps it was because I wasn’t eating the sort of stuff we usually have. The hotel only did white toast for breakfast an we usually have wholemeal. Then there was the fact that the toilet in our hotel room was just off the bedroom and didn’t have a lock on the door. I tried going when we were out but saw the way my mum was looking at me when I got back, like she was thinking you’ve been a long time, what’ve you been doing. I’ve tried drinking lots of water, eating loads of veg but nothing. How long have I got before I die or explode? Not much of a postcard from Wales I know but I had to share this with you before I tell you about our holiday. What do you think I should do?
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4 comments:
I'm sure something will happen soon. Don't fret.
Yes, I did miss you! But I'm glad you got away.
I don't THINK you'll explode! You're doing the right things with the water and veg.
Wg
SOrry to hear abouthis and if something doesnt happen soon maybe you gotot tl yor mum cause well it could be a bit of an obsturction or something which wouldnt be good
andi was hoping yo were on holidays cause ihadnt seen you lol
tae care and be safe
bob
When I was doing a long distance walk, I ate loads before I started, and didn't need to shit for about 5 days...it didn't seem to do any harm though!
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